💃 THE EVOLUTION OF A DANCER - TOLD THROUGH SHOES! 🕺
Every dancer's journey can be tracked by their growing dance shoe collection! Our "Footwear Darwinism" t-shirt hilariously chronicles the inevitable evolution from casual observer to dance-obsessed collector with scientific precision and dancer humor. This eye-catching design on vibrant turquoise features the natural progression we all experience: • "Pedestrian Footus" - those innocent everyday sneakers you wore before dance consumed your life • "Novice Stepperus" - your first humble practice shoes when the addiction began • "Sapien Intermedius" - your first proper dance shoes when you started getting serious • "Collectus Obsessivus" - the undeniable final form with MULTIPLE pairs of dance shoes that somehow keep multiplying! This t-shirt perfectly captures that moment when you realize your closet has more dance shoes than regular shoes – and you have absolutely zero regrets about it!
WHY THIS SHIRT BELONGS IN YOUR DANCE WARDROBE: • Guaranteed laughs and knowing nods from fellow dancers at socials and congresses 🎵 • The perfect conversation starter with that dancer eyeing your new dance shoes ✨ • An ideal gift for dance friends reaching the "Collectus Obsessivus" stage of their journey 🎁 • A humorous confession of your dance shoe addiction that you wear with pride 👠 CRAFTED FOR DANCERS WHO APPRECIATE BOTH HUMOR AND QUALITY: Our premium t-shirt is knit in one piece to reduce fabric waste while maximizing your comfort. The elastic ribbed knit collar retains its shape through countless dance festivals, while shoulder tape stabilizes the garment during your most impressive shines and dips. Made from smooth cotton fabric perfect for vibrant prints that won't fade after washing, this tee provides the breathable comfort dancers demand, certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance. Available in a variety of sizes and colors for the perfect fit regardless of body type and preferences.
CARE INSTRUCTIONS (SIMPLER THAN CARING FOR YOUR DANCE SHOE COLLECTION): • Machine wash cold (max 30C/90F) with similar colors • Tumble dry on low heat (unlike your precious dance shoes!) • Iron, steam or dry: low heat if needed • No bleach (save the cleaning products for maintaining those white dance sneakers) • Do not dryclean (some things should be simple - unlike your dance shoe storage system) Returns & Exchanges: Each BailaFashion piece is lovingly made-to-order with dancer passion! While we don't accept returns for size/preference changes, we've got you covered for damaged, wrong or defective items. Simply contact us within 30 days with photos—no need to return the item for replacement or refund. We'll get you back in rhythm without missing a beat! ✨ Baila in Fashion, Live with Passion!
EU representative: BailaFashion LLC, info@bailafashion.com, 5900 Balcones Drive, STE 100, Austin, TX, 78731, US
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
